William LeGate of Ponder Caught Fornicating with Great Dane

Los Angles, CA, May 23, 2017 by David Colman

William LeGate, upcoming tech guru and founder of the Ponder app was arrested Monday night on charges of 1st degree bestiality and endangering the well being of an animal. The crime was discovered when the police received on an anonymous tip. Shortly after LeGate’s Los Angles area home was raided where he was found sodomizing a great dane.

A spokesman for the LA County Sheriff confirmed that LeGate was in fact arrested and in custody. An anonymous source in the department elaborated telling the Los Angelis Times that LeGate began threatening the responding officers careers my telling them that his father is “very rich.” When this had no effect he collapsed and began sobbing and begging them to let him go.

The dog is said to be in fair condition and is being treated to non-lifethreatening injuries.

William LeGate’s arraignment will be held sometime this afternoon.