Just hours after reporting the worlds largest penis being recorded in Elizabethtown Kentucky, a new record holder has come forward!! The previous record holder was recorded with a 19.1 inch “member” but now Cincinnati resident Nick Imholte has not only broken it BUT shattered the short lived record!
The Guinness Book of Work Records officials have as of today confirmed the length of a 24.6 inch penis with a hearty 7 inch circumference! Mr. Imholte was quoted saying, “not too shabby for a short guy, huh?”
This is a huge contrast to the other new record for the smallest penis in the world which was named last week for Kentucky resident Danny Abbott who measured in at a whimpy .006 inches long, which was described by officials as resembling a traffic cone covered in Cheeto dust.
It seems the tri-state area has seen its fair share of records this past few weeks, and as always we will report any breaking developments!