English ‘footballer’ Chris Young today announced his official retirement from International football.
‘I never get selected, just because I prefer working at a hospital than playing domestic football shouldn’t excuse me from the England national team’ said Young, 32.
Young has no caps and is currently a free agent for the 16th consecutive season and has finally decided to hang up his international boots. He went on to say ‘not being selected in the squad every f******* year is frustrating but not as frustrating as sitting at home and watching the s***show on TV.’