Zombie outbreak reported in Portage, Indiana

On July 17th at approximately 8:45 pm a small group of zombies was observed eating fresh road kill on the corner of Stone ave. & Willowdale. Police are investigating disturbed grave sites at a near by cemetery possibly connected to the zombies, residents are warned to stay indoor unless you’re armed to the teeth with weapons of your choosing and remember to take the head shot the police chief was overheard saying “It’s quick and they won’t feel a thing”