Asking someone out can be tough, but most people seem to do it anyways. It is seen in media today, either it be in movies, t.v., or another form. It might seem easy to ask that special person out, but in reality, it is actually very difficult to do so. Luckily for you, this article will give you five ways to ask that person out.
*Warning: The ways that you will be read have all been tried at one point or another, but there is no certainty that it will actually work. The test subject these ideas are based on have mostly not worked, but if you do it a slightly different way, your response will most likely be different.*
1. In the Hallway:
This way only really works in a school setting. To try this one, you will have to get the person in the hallway outside of the classroom. An easy way to achieve this is to go out of the room to get supplies when they leave, and wait until they get back. Another way to achieve this is to wait until they get dismissed, and head out with them if the teacher says it’s ok. Now that you have them out, this is when you will tell them. The good thing about this method is that no one will be around to witness what happens, which can either be a good thing, or a bad thing. The worst outcome that can happen with this method is two thumbs up by the person as they leave without giving you an answer, which you then have to interpret as a bad thing.
2. Via Text:
This method is the usual one that people try to avoid. It is because it is said that you should confess your love in person instead of over technology. The only time that this method should be attempted is if you spontaneously decide to tell them you like them in that special way. Unless there is a miracle, which can be that they love you back and have been waiting to get asked, you will most likely get rejected, and be places in the friend zone.
3. Crossword Puzzle:
This method is pretty straight forward. You think of something to say, then make it into a crossword puzzle. If the person loves math and science, then you should not try this, as this does not appeal to them (If you want to try to get a math and science person, wait until that article comes out in the near future). If the person is into english, or any language in that manner, then you will most certainly be in luck. Make sure that the puzzle is original, and not something cheesy. The same is said for the hints that will be needed to complete this method.
4. Being hecking cute:
This one is the most common approach that can be used. To fulfill the requirements, you only have to be hecking cute. That is it. It is really simple, but it is very difficult because of how difficult it is to be hecking cute. You can not be freakishly cute, very cute, effin handsome, or anything else, you have to be hecking cute. Scientists are currently trying to decide what constitutes as being hecking cute, and as soon as they find out, all types of media outlets will have coverage on it as it can change the entire world of dating.
5. Pain:
This one seems out there, as it is the oddball in the situation. We do not condone abuse, but if you do something small to someone, then this way is perfect. The easiest way to do this is to give them a concussion. The reason as to why a concussion is very simple. The concussion impacts the brain, which means that they will have to be home. This can be good because if you are in school, they get to miss school, which they will thank you for later. If that doesn’t work, then the second option will be better suited for you. This is because that they will forget what happens, and you can then try to tell them whatever you want them to believe in. They will listen to you because they can’t remember what had happened at that fateful day.
Those five methods will easily help you ask that person out. According to research, if you can only do one of these methods, you should do method five. This is because of the success that has came its way. It is foolproof, even the test subject, who had trouble with the first four steps, got through with the fifth step. Both members asked to be anonymous due to one obsessing over one, and the other trying to get away from “Papa”.