All Star Outfielder for the Los Angeles Angels Struck by Orange County School Bus.

Anaheim, CA – Shortly before 8am Today, Star outfielder Mike Trout was struck by a school bus on the 1300 block of Harper Boulevard in the Los Angeles suburb of Anaheim. Witnesses say he darted between two cars in an apparent attempt to retrieve a black cat and that the bus didn’t even hit the brakes. According to Sgt. Walter Peppers, the superstars last words before slipping into a coma were, “Why? Why? Why did Chris Welch wish this on me.”