Bigfoot sightings at Kentucky lake

Campers around the Kentucky lake area has complained to local authority’s about a rude and belligerent bigfoot that’s reeking havoc on after campers around the lake. Ever since he was spotted last weekend in a back seat of a car holding a Budweiser driven by a unknown man he has came up to different camp sites and stolen beer out of coolers and pissed on tent’s while campers unknowingly sleep inside.

Authority’s are telling campers that they should take turns sleeping and always keep one guy up on watch. Remember alcohol is a gateway drug and we don’t know what he might try next.