BREAKING NEWS OUT OF STILLWATER!

The Oklahoma State football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the field. Mike Gundy immediately suspended practice and called the Stillwater Police Dept. and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was in fact the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after experts from their in-state rival The University of Oklahoma decided Oklahoma State was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.