Buffalo Bills hire OJ Simpson as offensive coordinator

The Buffalo Bills announced today that upon his release O.J. Simpson will be the new offense of coordinator. Simpson is the all-time greatest rusher in Buffalo Bill’s history and has been watching film for the past several years while incarcerated in a Las Vegas prison. The reaction amongst Bills fans is mixed. The urban African-American community is supportive of the decision and excited for the addition to the team. Out of state fans are also happy and excited. California resident and longtime Bills fanRay Verdugo is quoted as saying ” This is a KILLER choice. The Bills will MURDER their opponents under OJ’s CUT THROAT Style of coaching.