Derek Smith to replace the “Mouch” at the White House

Given the recent turmoil and chaos at the White House, Chief of Staff John Kelley has appointed Derek Smith as Director of Communications. After several missteps, it seems that the steady hand of a Good Ole’ Southern Boy needs to be asserted. New Yorkers seem to be a little too rough. Derek has not returned phone calls abut those who are in the know have told Channel 23 that he has agreed to not leak anything, (not withstanding the scandalous picture of him on I-95 on the side of the read releasing himself). The escalating tensions in the WH are expected to be relieved as well under his leadership. And his dapper way will make Mouch look weak! More at 11…Tune in!