ECLIPSE COVER-UP: US fails to pay Sun Bill, Solar service disrupted

U.S. blames moon interference for output service disruptions.

Aug. 20, 2017 – An investigation is underway into who ordered the cover-up and exactly how many people in government actually knew about it. “This has been going on for centuries” said one official who refused to be identified. What is now known is that whenever Sun service is interrupted for failure to pay, whether by oversight or due to budgetary constraints, the government has cast blame on the moon and presented falsified scientific data to support some type of lunar based effect as the cause for the darkening of the Sun.
That same “fake” data is then used to support the idea of the moon moving away from the sun causing a brightening. In fact, this brightening or re-lighting happens once a payment is made and solar output services are restored, a process that can take up to 2 minutes for partial service and even longer for full service to be restored.
The word eclipse comes from Greek “ekleipsis ” an abandonment, literally “a failing or forsaking”. So it seems the same misleading practice was carried out even that far back. The first known instance was when Archimedes turned off the Sun upon Egypt’s failure to pay money owed for using the Sun to illuminate daytime work on it’s pyramid projects.
It is still unclear who first instituted the policy here in America but it seems certain that leaders have been using the moon as a cover since the nation’s founding. President Trump seemed unconcerned about future payment lapses and told the public not to worry saying “My Twitter has become so powerful that I can actually keep the Sun shining.” Solar service is currently scheduled to be interrupted tomorrow.