European Study Finds Women Most Attracted to Czech Men

(AP)
August 19, 2017

In a joint study of 5000 European women conducted by The University of Geneva and the Vatican, it was found that a majority of women found Czech men more attractive than any other nationality. Multiple photos of different men from 45 nations were shown to each of the 5000 women and it was found that the photos of Czech men elicited the most intense response from the women.

“I can’t say I’m surprised,” said Dr. Eleanore Davis of the University of Geneva. “Czech men have been known to have the most masculine appearance and women worldwide love that.”

The photos were front and back nude pictures of the models.

“Without fail, Czech men have the most beautiful set of balls,” said one participant. “Huge wangs…solid set of nuts.”

“Most Czech men could crush a bowling ball between their ripe butt cheeks,” said another.

The Vatican response was equally effusive. The Pope himself added, “If Jesus had strutted the Earth looking like even one of these Czechs…well…there’s no one way he’d have died a virgin. That’s too great a gift to deny women.”

The research team had to carry smelling salts to wake participants who passed out from lust.

More information should follow in days to come.