Excessive Taco Bell Consumption Linked to Kidney Stones

Doctors at the Manitoba Institute of Renal Research have issued a statement saying that excessive consumption of the popular chain can lead to kidney stones the size of Kim Kardashian’s big ol’ ass. People visiting the store more than two times in 48 hours have been lining up at emergency rooms and walk-in clinics with taco-scented kitty litter raining from their nether regions. Doctors say the only relief they can offer is eat more than just a salad once.