Flight Makes Emergency Landing Due To Flatulence

SWA Flight 255, from Perth Amboy, NJ to Boise, ID was forced to make an emergency landing in Gulfport, MS, due to a passenger’s blatant an intentional flatulence. The male passenger, who admitted to a diet of Zima, and Taco Bell, seemed amused. After being forced off the flight, he said it was good to be in Gulfport, as he “had a piece to knock off, up in Lizana.”

Flight Attendant, Zoey McNipplestein, stated, “It was horrible! People were choking, nuns were crying, the windows fogged over, and it was like being stuck in a Porta Potty, at a shipyard. Still, there was a time where it was worse. I once worked a charter flight to Kuwait, and 15 minutes into the flight, the same thing happened, only worse. I spent two weeks in hospital.”

The passengers were given Beano, and a copy of Swank! from Hudson News.