John Martin single handedly completes culvert replacements

Captain John B. Adderall recently took on the title of CRC, the Culvert Replacement Coordinator in the city of Novi. After working a straight 174 hours without food, sleep, or a bathroom break, the culverts were completed 2 months ahead of schedule.

When he was reached for a comment, he simply stated “There’s a magician in lakeshore park today, also too, as-far-as-is, obviously, hydrant bacteria, reconstitute the landfill, snarl.

Wow. We should have been ready for just about anything.