Local Author Assasinates Foreign Dictator: Nuclear Threat Abated

When a 40 year old author saw Kim Jong un at great wolf lodge he wasted no time taking action.
Witnesses say Rick Pinkston saw the victim in the kiddie pool and acted. He half drowned and half beat to death the leader of the DPRK.
Police say Pinkston is not in custody, only saying “He was a little excessive” in his heroic act.