Linda Robbie here and today we go back to a small town in Connecticut, known as meriden and in that small town there lives a famous chronic masterbater named “Bobby Delvalle” and we have interviewed Robert a few times and it was an Interesting experience channel 4 can’t have enough of bobs good looks and charms well back to the topic today we are here to interview him again this will be a long drive so put on your seatbelts. 8 hours later* we finally got here rn I’m calling Bobby [calls bobby*]
Linda: hello
Bobby: wassup Linda you sound hoy
Linda: thanks Bob steer you ready for the interview
Bobby: yes come over now
We get to Bobbys house and knock on the door Robert let’s us in
: Bobby sit right down make your self at home mi casa es tu casa.
Linda: bobby how are you? what have you been up to?
Bobby: I been jacking more often
Linda: More???
Bobby :yeah I jack at least 58 times a day now
Linda: wow let’s get to the important questions
Bobby: wait
Linda: yes?
Bobby: Bob pulls out penis* starts stroking it gently*
Linda: how have you changed over the years since 2013
Bobby: I have competed in the sex Olympics since then I won 5 gold medals
Linda: first place?
Bobby: of course what kinda of a fucking question is that Linda?
Linda: sorry
Bobby: don’t be
Linda: so how does it feel to be a celebrity?
Bobby: feels great a lot of porn stars have been hitting me up for a hand job
Linda:I heard you were in a porn is this true or false?
Bobby: this is false
Bobby: I have 5 out
Linda: I heard you hang out with Glørybøy a lot is that true
Bobby: yeah that’s my nigga
Pulls out his “nigga card”*
Linda: ok
Linda: what lotion do you use?
Bobby: I use bando cream it’s made in the 4th floor bathroom of the abandoned hospital you guys wouldn’t understand [ this is brought to you by :BANDO CREAM:]
Linda: what is your net worth?
Bobby: very good question I got at least 1.8 billion in the bank I told my mom that jacking wad good bring me some where and not just to the hospital
Linda: hospital?
Bobby: yes I have over dosed on masturbating
Linda: wow how’s your wife?
Bobby: Margot? Ago Margot come out the room and come jack me off
Margot: walks in* starts giving Bob a blow job
Linda stares
Linda:Do you have a favorite favor for sex?
Bobby: I’ll fuck anything that walks
Linda: Ok well that enough of channel 4 news today have a good day Bobby
Ladies and gentlemen that was Bobby Delvalle