World renowned chef Laurie Carricco confirmed that she has decided to quit her cushy jet set life and settle down to a nice stable job in the white house, cooking and managing the Whitehouse kitchen staff for her celebrity crush donald trump. She was quoted as saying “I’m not doing it for the money, I’m just looking forward to all the verbal abuse I’ve been craving to hear all these years”.
Master Chef Carricco Accepts Whitehouse Chef Position
