New Documents Show Trump and Hillary Clinton Had Affair

Just when you thought The Trump Three Ring Circus couldn’t get any stranger, new documents were uncovered by the Mueller Commission for Russian voting collusion. These documents, printouts from Donald Trump’s private email server show “love letters” to and from Hillary Clinton.

One such email from Trump to Clinton read:
“Hey sexy mama, what r you doing after the debates tonight? You get me so hot when you yell at me. I may have to spank you for being noughty (sic). I’ll be checking out your luscious ass on stage while your (sic) talking. Your husband wasted time with that slut intern because you give the best blowjobs. I’m very hard. Can’t wait.