NO MORE CHUCK NORRIS!

According to CNN, The restaurant Buffalo Wild Wings has announced the end of their famous scorpion rum sauce. The owner (Chuck Norris), said he was jealous of his own sauce because for the first time in history, something other than the friction of snapping his own fingers wasn’t the only thing that could catch fire like magic. Since he has stopped the sauce in all chains across the U.S. he has went out of business. CNN reported they don’t know if he’ll ever return from this dark pit of depression. But we all know CNN is a liar and Chuck Norris will never lose his fans. Now stop asking about this dumb sauce. This still doesn’t beat what you did with the Harry Potter shit.