North Korean Supreme Leader To Nuke Moon If Trump Doesn’t Apologize

Just in time for the upcoming lunar eclipse, the Supreme Leader of North Korea on Tuesday threatened to launch it’s most advanced missile equipped with a nuclear warhead at the moon “putting a stop to the capitalist American pig dog’s eclipse viewing fun” unless President Donald Trump apologized for his threats against the communist nation over the last few days. According to the North Korean state news agency, Kim said “loud orange capitalist pig dog insult supreme leader and best Korea, no tolerate. Orange fascist will apologize to Supreme Leader or moon get nuked with glorious best Korean missile and moon go boom, no more eclipse.” President Trump responded moments later saying “America isn’t afraid of this Chinese porky the pig kickoff. He’s nothing. Nothing. We’re going to have the best eclips ever, It’s gonna be the greatest eclipse, the best, you’ll see.”