North Korea’s Leader Threatens Fort Bragg

Kim Jong-Un, the leader of North Korea is positioning his latest ballistic missiles for a possible assault on Fort Bragg.

The North Korean State Media publication released the following message in response to U.S. President Trump’s threats, Kim Jong-Un shouted: ‘I will kill all them pussy motherfuckers except the lumbees. I love collard sandwiches and fat back, my God I would like to visit Robeson County for Lumbee homecoming and find Pocahontas but I might have to take out Fairmont.’

The U.S. has yet to respond to North Korea’s latest message.