Potty Bandits Strike Again! Need To “Clean Up” Their Act Or Face Jail Time.

Local area law enforcement and agents from the health department are searching for the infamous duo, also known as the “Potty Bandits”. They were last seen at Southern Junction last Saturday in stall #1 and #2. The pair have led a trail of destruction at various bathrooms across cities, mainly in Mesquite, Rowlett and the Rockwall. Local businesses have reported a spike in plumbing repairs and cities have also reported a severe drop in water pressure. One witness who wishes to remain anonymous was quoted as saying “I saw them carrying a shovel and digging a hole in my neighbors backyard. One had a handfull of leaves and I noticed her sweating profusely. The aftermath looked like a birthing room at Parkland Hospital. They didn’t have the decency to cover the hole.Savages!”