SC Man Breaks the Sound Barrier, Time Travels in Whirlwind Trip To Alaska

A Laurens County,SC man will be honored at the White House by “Slick Willie” Bill Clinton and his partner in lies, “Killarey” Hillary Rodham Clinton for going above and beyond and into vortexes and parallel universes to accomplish the feat of driving from SC to Anchorage ,AK and back in less than or roughly about 48 hours
The recipient of this honor already holds world records in Martial Arts, undercover work, among many many more records. Clinton described him as a “legend in his own mind” and agrees that he along with Hillary need to share their title of biggest liars ever with this man.
The drive was without incident. He did not have to go through customs or the border into Canada and did not go to jail for driving 150 mph through Asheville, NC.
The award will be a toilet that he may use to continue talking shit into