Secret Service Arrests Man For Streaking White House Lawn

Washington DC

A Minnesota man was arrested earlier today and charged with trespassing and indecent exsposure, when he jumped the White House fence in the east gate and then streaked all the way to the front door. He was met with secret service as soon as he entered the White House’s Northwing and arrested. Jeff Schmitz is being held without bail and is to be arraigned Monday morning. When dragged away and arrested, tourists said they heard him screaming “Deez Nuts 2020”