Survey Results Are In

Reuters survey results were reported today. Turns out, the remaining 33% of Trump supporters are brain dead. No one at Reuters was surprised. Medical experts were amazed at this tidbit. Dr. Frank Sneezeandblow remarked “I didn’t know that so many human functions could still be performed with a dead brain”. Trump claimed “fake news”. Trump supporters merely drooled and ordered new “MAGA” hats and AK47 weaponry.