Florida Native “Edward Whiteside” discovered what appeared as an everyday brown McDonalds bag. Inside was $85,489.00 in sales deposits. Once Whiteside turned the money in to an unnamed police department with his story of honesty and the full amount of money recorded missing, he was immediately tazed, maced, beaten, wedgied and arrested while officials screamed “stop resisting.” He will appear in court August 4, 2017 facing 80-105 years where he be detained in an underground prison with the worst of all humanity and captured Area 51 aliens. Please pray for his speedy escape!!!
Lynn Fields reported live August 1, 2017