Tom Comes Out

After years of pretty much everyone already knowing that Tom is gay, he finally acknowledged the truth and officially came out of the closet. When asked, Tom said “I’ve always been afraid of girls. I mean, you know, what of something happens? I always knew I preferred dick, and since everybody else knew I figured there was no reason to continue living a lie.” He continued with: “Whatcha gonna do? Scat that boo!”