Trump Orders Pillow & Blanket Fort, Coloring Books, Several Boxes Of Crayons

With his own Republican party members pulling away from him because of his enormous idiocy, Donald Trump seems to have had the psychotic break we all knew would happen. Breaking reports say he’s locked himself in his bedroom & is demanding that White House staffers build him a “pillow & blanket fort”, and stock it with crayons. He also was quoted as saying, “And there better be TWO SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM WAITING”. Nobody in the White House was surprised.