Trump reports Solar Eclipse was a fake staged by NASA

President Trump today stated he believed that NASA staged this weeks solar eclipse by use of a secret satellite. The satellite is rumored to have been created during the Reagan ‘Star Wars’ era in order to force a enemy combatant’s crops to wither and die forcing them to submission. The satellite has long been rumored to be in existence but White House Staff, NASA and other officials refuse to confirm nor deny the story leading to further speculation. According to sources, the reason the eclipse was visible only above the US was in order to not provoke any enemy nations into retaliation.