Trump to Erect Statue of Adolf Hitler in National Mall

President Donald Trump today announced a 1.4 million dollar effort to begin Q1, 2018 to have a life like statue of the great German dictator erected and placed in the National Mall just south of the Lincoln Memorial. β€œThe state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation.” the President stated, citing a quote from Adolf Hitler’s “Mein Kompf”. Construction of the monument will be done in parallel with the Mexico border wall, which also will never f*cking happen.