Walker County donated new fugitive recovery vehicle

Earlier this morning the Walker County Sheriffs Office received their new Fugitive Recovery vehicle. The truck, donated by Harry Burnett – CEO of the Reese’s Corporation, will be used to round up wanted felons through the county. Mr. Burnett stated that since the infamous peanut butter jailbreak Reese’s product sales are up a whopping 487% over last year and Stocks have split twice since 3pm yesterday. It seems that inmates all over the country are attempting to copycat the escape but to no prevail….. In other news the Young Jailer whom was tricked into letting the inmates escape on 7-30-17 has accidentally stuck his fork in the toaster for the third time this week.