Women around the country are on the hunt. Their prey is Lock Haven University graduate, Dan Weaver.
Known for his charming smile and friendly “can do” attitude, Dan is the guy that women want.
Susie Sapper, a 5’10” blonde with sparkling blue eyes started crying when asked why Dan is the man that the ladies are seeking. “He has it all. Dan is kind, loves to listen, and is extremely handsome,” whimpered Susie. “I want him all to myself!”
The Manheim police department has added extra patrols around the NWCA building to help maintain calm in the community. Last night 15 women started a riot when asked to leave the community. Two women were arrested and when carried away were screaming, ” We want Dan.”
In a recent interview on CNN Dan Weaver seemed unmoved by all the attention. “Being a good looking fellow has its advantages. Some day I will settle down but for now I will enjoy having women fight over me.”