Big game hunter, Tex Gunner, hunted down and killed the rare Hr Puffinstuff, a beloved character adored by children worldwide. People are outraged that Mr. Gunner, an enormous fat bastard, using a scooter, would enter a fenced in area, take aim at the docile, harmless Hr Puffinstuff , then pull the trigger. Experts have argued for years that fenced in Big game hunting is one-sided, that merely walking up to a loving, unsuspecting, Puffinstuff and pulling the trigger does not require any skill at all, just a lust to kill. Puffinstuffs are rare, only 2 exist in the wild, one male and one female. Efforts to breed the Puffinstuffs have been unsuccessful despite adding Barry White Music and Yankee Candles.