Innerthigh friction confirmed culprit in wildfires!

Investigators have determined the root cause of the western wild fires which are currentlg out if control. Several latina women were spotted walking through the preserve, where temperatures began climbing due to high friction thigh rubbing. Witnesses say the saw as the leader if the group encountered crotch sparks, which burned through her spanxs, landing on thr already dry forrest floor. As her companions ran to her aid, one by one also experiened BITS aka burning inner thigh scorching. Hot firefighter arr currently bringing in thrir hoses to extinguish the flames!