Insane hispanic male going by the alias of “M1k3” online has recently been arrested due to cartel ties. “I don’t even know how the fuck he even got that shit nigga lol.” His mom said while sobbing intensely. “First it was hacking in Team Fortress 2, and now he’s selling guns and drugs? It’s a shame how hacking got him so far into this shithole!” Mike’s girlfriend also known as “Momo” also appears to be in shock. “I TOLD HIM TO NOT DO THAT”. The loli screamed. Keep your eyes on your youth, or you may end up having a Mike.