Linda Conlon becomes first woman to read news story

After a recent article was published at 23:08pm on 20th September, gorgeous babe Linda Conlon became the first to read it.

“I couldn’t believe it” she refused to say. “Me? First?”

Linda has since commented on how she finds it ridiculous that news stories would write about her in third person. So this article went further and addressed her directly.

Hi Linda. How are you?