A local man named David Thompson was rushed to emergencey room intensive care as his weiner was severley mangled from being pullef put of a mens stall glory hole at Race Track gas station. Thompson’s head surgeon claims he wont be able to fix his tiny wienet because theres not much left of it so he opted to have it inverted into a mangina. Local authorities are encouraging the youth to avoid restroom glory holes as many dangers, health risks, and possible fines can occur up to $5,000.