Mike Massa’s Chihuahua Performs Calculus

Columbus, Ohio– Mike Massa’s new pet Chihuahua is the first in history to perform advanced calculus. The one-year-old adopted blue long hair, named Georgy, weighing approximately 3.5 pounds, actually performed the advanced calculation, quantifying the relative value of dog bones versus dog food, before a distinguished panel of scientists from the University of Pittsburgh.

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