Robin Robbins Arrested for Vandalizing Neighbors Security Lights

Sept 6, 2017; Wed
On Wednesday afternoon the sheriffs department responded to a silent alarm at a lake house in Pottsboro, Texas and discovered Pottsboro residence, Robin Robbins, breaking security lights with a water ski. A short chase ensued when Robbins jumped into a golf cart to flee the scene and Police gave chase on foot. The golf cart battery died and police apprehended and arrested Robbins.
Upon arrest, Robbins was screaming and was incomprehensible. Witnesses claim while bashing the lights, Robbins was screaming she wants to see the stars and the lake at night.
Editors notes: This entire story is made up and is BS.