Sawant for North Bend mayor?

Channel 23 News has just learned from inside sources that famous socialist Kshama Sawant wants to take her flavor of politics out to the sleepy hollows of North Bend, Washington. She has vowed to take her big city politics to the small town and get things under more effective control of the Government. Sawant reached by phone yesterday said “even the people in small communities need big big government to help guide them through life.” She said she would move quickly to get cars off the roads, guns out the hands of mere civilians, and get taxes up into the 70-80 percentile within the next year. Channel23 news interviewed North Bend resident Rusty Welchlyk outside an area liquor and smoke shop who said quite succinctly ” uhhh fuck that!”