Sean Morales to be Deported

President Obama’s recent DACA decision has hit one family hard. Sean Morales will be sent back to his mother land of Cuba. It was originally Ireland, but the name Morales fucked that up.
When asked how this would affect things Sean said, “well at least I they got beaches and I can wear my guayabera shirts again…bucci everyday. It’ll be fine.”
Mr. Morales is set to depart with in two weeks time. Channel23 asked his mom how she felt. She responded, “it’s gonna suck for a bit. But we will be able to visit Cuba, Which is nice. They have nice shoes there. “