TAMUK Music Major caught fucking a Peanut Burger Jar!

On August 21, 2016, student Jaime Lopez was caught fucking a peanut butter jar in practice room #223. Students walking through the practice rooms noticed something odd about practice room #223. Not knowing what was inside of the practice room they questioned each other because the room had a weird smell. Students surrounded the room about 10:03 pm and what they saw might have changed their lives drastically. Student Brandon Lowe tells us that the view was quite disturbing. We asked, “So what did you see” then replied, “He was fucking a peanut burger jar.” “How would you describe the feeling of seeing such thing?” “I felt like fucking vomiting my guts out and don’t think I want to come back to this university.”, said the student. Police are now investigating the situation. More news to come up on later days.