The Englewood Booty Bandit

The Chicago police department (CPD) needs the local residents help on finding Kodak “Booty Bandit” Ellis. Ellis recently escaped the Cook county jail for the 6th time in 8 months. Please spread peanut butter or mayo on the anal section of the body to prevent an “Ass Blast” as Ellis calls it.Bring all pets in the house and be sure to sleep on your back or you’ll most definitely regret it if you don’t. Warning his balls smells of newspaper and sweat.