American Deported Due To Typo

Early this morning, Victor French was greeted by the local Immigration Control personnel in Sacramento, Ca. The two arresting officers stated “Your name popped up in a database, your in the US illegally” after a couple hours of interrogation and many phone calls they located Mr.French in Central California, Mr.French was detained and held for an upwards of 8 hours while authorities went through legal branches to resolve the conflict of the American civilian that was going to be sent Mexico as a typo on his passport left him as a non-US resident. At this time authorities are still holding Mr.French for questioning about his ANUS. I really ran out of thought here. ENJOY!