Bryan Karn Arrested for Pubicly Fucking a D.P.Dough Calzone

Bryan Karn, an athlete at the University of Tampa, was arrested this past weekend for “publicly fucking a D.P.Dough calzone”. Witnesses claimed to observe Karn screaming “you like that buffer zone” and later was seen crying after he got his “nut”. You could say that the calzone was fucking demolished. When later asked about the experience, karn told the authorities “fuck I wish I added banana peppers”.