LVPD: 2014 Toyota Prius located in shooter’s hotel room.

In a bizarre twist, Las Vegas Police Department spokesman Alexander Graham Bell has confirmed that a mint green Toyota Prius was found in the 32nd story hotel room of Stephen Paddock, the man who opened fire on concertgoers in what has been called the “largest mass shooting in the history of the United States.”
“Along with 35 shotguns and enough whiskey to take down my alcoholic uncle, we found a goddamn car parked next to the mini fridge,” Graham Bell elaborated at a press briefing Monday. “My uncle really was a piece of shit. I’ll never forgive him,” he continued.
While the car was in perfect working condition, G.B. did note that the car had its hazards on. “We’re not sure what to make of it. But frankly, there’s a bunch of dead people so maybe it’s just not the time to start speculating about strange lights and shit coming from the hotel room, Jj McClow.”