Man Crashes Wedding; Eats all the Cake!

On October 14th, 2017, at approximately 6:25 PM, police were called to Jimmy McFatties Wedding Receptions & Pizza for a report of a man dressed like a chunky bride, eating all the desserts. Police had to kick down a stall door in the womens room and use a forklift to drag out 32 year old Robert Scarborough to arrest him. Police say he resisted arrest while clutching a box of tasty cakes and a hot pocket in his mouth. He charged and released at a McDonald’s Play Place. Investigation is still ongoing.