If you ask any professional soccer player to name which team is considered the most gay, the answer is always the Tottenham Hotspurs. The English are famous for being effeminate and having tiny penis which is probably why there is such a high concentration of gay English men. Most will try to mask it by marrying an unsuspecting woman and having a lot of children but it only takes a short conversation with them to realize they’re really gay. Some will even move to the US and get a job that allows them to hold a long pole in there hands for hours since that’s the only thing that makes them truly happy.
Equally gay are the fans of the Tottenham Hotspur. One prime example is Jon Day, who did exactly what many gay English men do, get married, had kids, moved to the US, and holds a long pole in his hands all day long.