Lacey, 39, recently faced accusations of deeply inappropriate sexual behaviour, grooming a 15 year old fan over an online messaging service and demanding nude photographs of said fan, also going as far to expose himself and masturbate to completion on video chat.
Since these allegations, many more have flooded in. Although any and all allegations of sexual deviance should be taken seriously, one truly stands above all. It has been alleged that Lacey prefers smooth peanut butter to crunchy peanut butter, stating in his apology letter that it not only ‘tastes better because it doesn’t have nuts in, which is gay as hell’, but is also much easier to use as a pseudo-vaginal masturbatory device, stating: ‘otherwise the crunchy parts get stuck in my 3rd eye, and these days Lord knows you gotta stay woke’.
Other accusations include an incident with a mannequin’s hand, an unborn boychild, and a jar of pickles. This article will be updated when brand new reports come in.